My Coworker Wins at Life.

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Metaquotes has a little bit about equally large boas being the solution to everything.... 

http://yuki-onna.livejournal.com/359258.html

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So my coworker counters with rumours of.... 

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/6295138.stm

He wins.  At Life.